Remember last August how my hand got sore from a case of blogger finger?

Well, apparently the disease has spread to the produce. I was washing vegetables for a lovely salad last night, when I came across a past-its-peak carrot that felt fleshy and bony and strangely like a human digit (Haunted houses, anyone? It’s genius.). Inasmuch as there was no way I was eating a carrot that felt like a human finger, I tossed it on top of a pile of lettuce to go to the garbage.

And when I came back, it looked like this:

Gross. It matched my blogger finger perfectly.

I got to thinking later (this morning in the shower, if you must know), and realised I’ve come upon something genius–this is just the stuff that horror films are made of! I can see it now…

Carrot Man vs. Lettuce Lady in…Where Have all the Vegetables Gone??

Not only will your children never sleep again, but you can forget about them touching their salads at dinner.

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