Last month I set a goal to write at least 750 words a day (on the website 750words.com).

Here’s how that turned out:

I invite you all to laugh with me.

Then in April I set a goal to write 750 words every day on the same website.

Here is how it is going:

I am impressed with myself and I hope you are too.

(I mainly want my life to be impressive to people.)

(Actually that’s not true; I mainly want my life to be wealthy.)

Regardless. I figure at this rate of progression my goal for May should be something truly lofty, like double the amount of writing every day and force each writing session to involve primarily ideas for my book. (“My book,” I say. So funny.)

I also set a goal to stop having pimples but that’s not going nearly as well.

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