Pardon My Petunias
Several months ago I signed up to buy a little chunk of ad space on a seriously funny blog, ABDPBT. There was a really long wait list for said ad space, so I figured I’d have plenty of time to … Continue reading
Category Archives: awesome.
Now Hair This
My husband is growing out a beard this fiscal year. p.s. That is a french fry. This he does with energetic vigor and pride, regardless of my dismay and the copulatory frigidity resulting in said dismay. Facial hair on men … Continue reading
The Birth of an iMac
My parents just got a new iMac, and I was appointed the one to set it up. I was talking to my old friend from high school last night, Kenny Chuck (hey Kenny!), and he said something very insightful. He … Continue reading
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I’d bet money on it.
Someday I will be a great writer. And when that day comes, it will be evidenced in my great book. Which I will promote with a great video. Just like the one embedded in this post. Please watch it and … Continue reading
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Psychoanalyse This
I have a perma-runny nose. It’s one of the countless benefits of living in the world’s worst country. Oh, FINE—Canada’s not the world’s WORST country. Not while Yemen is still around. It’s just cold here. Really cold. The other day, … Continue reading
Five to Nine Furnishings by Anonymous My Sister
Anonymous My Sister started a blog! It is cute. You should welcome her to the internet—this is her very first blog and I want her to have a good experience so she doesn’t quit. Heaven knows it took her long … Continue reading
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Negate Me
I have been waking up at 6:00 every morning for the past several weeks and going to the gym. I know. I know. I can’t explain it really. Most likely, I’ve just lost my mind, a minor, temporary setback, and … Continue reading