Tonight I’m watching CNN.com for breaking news. I’m seeing a whole lot of this: Image from cnn.com. **Update** **Which has, incidentally, changed to this since I started the post about 20 minutes ago. Poor McCain. Image from cnn.com.** This being … Continue reading
My body cannot take much more of this exhaustion. Every morning that I wake up to the sound of my phone’s alarm, I think, “If it is really time to get out of bed I’ll kill myself.” The days are … Continue reading
**Update: Everybody’s comments have been so sweet today, I decided to declare this “Official AoOL Reader Appreciation Weekend.” Every comment I get, I will be responding to. I will read all the blogs of any new person who introduces his … Continue reading
Guess what? I have a secret. But I’m not going to tell anyone what it is until tomorrow. Chew on that for a while. Meanwhile, I believe it’s Thursday all over this hemisphere, and that means it’s time for me … Continue reading
Oh, boy—have I ever got a problem. See, I don’t like being poked fun of (whereas everyone else in the world enjoys it, I know). Unfortunately for me, I’ve been reading this blog and I have become mind-wrackingly paranoid that … Continue reading
Remember last August how my hand got sore from a case of blogger finger? Well, apparently the disease has spread to the produce. I was washing vegetables for a lovely salad last night, when I came across a past-its-peak carrot … Continue reading
On Saturday, July 12th, this blog turned one year old. I debated holding another giveaway to celebrate, but I still don’t make any money off this blog, (or as a human being in general) so I decided to limit my … Continue reading