Category Archives: blogger finger

Sneak Preview—A Glimmer of Hope

While everyone else in the internet world is networking it up in Chicago for BlogHer (something I’ve sworn I’d attend for the past two summers, ho-hum), I am not. Instead, I’m flying to Arizona tomorrow for a weekend of mourning … Continue reading

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I was abducted by Martians and all you get is this lousy post.

OH.  MY.  GOSH. You GUYS, you’ll never believe what happened to me this past week. IT WAS CRAZY WITH A ‘K.’ If I told you I was abducted by Martians and taken into outer space {the final frontier} and probed, … Continue reading

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Dear Abby, Meet Your Match.

I can be kind of harsh sometimes, in case you didn’t notice. It is for this reason that I think I would make an excellent advice columnist.  I’ve always thought Ann Landers was way too tactful.  Unfortunately, no newspaper will … Continue reading

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Time Flies When You’re Trying to Cheer Up.

**MEMBERS OF THE UBO, UPDATED IN REAL TIME** 1. Whitney 1.5.  Anonymous my sister 2.  Shesten 3.  Anna 4.  Geneva 5.  Jami 6.  Lauren 7.  Alex 8.  RatalieNose 9.  You’re Next! “I need to go check in with the Wii™ … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the One-Finned Sea Turtle?

My fish was complaining about his tank all day today—he said he was sick of swimming around in circles  He kept telling me how tired he was of swimming clockwise, and that all he really wanted to do was torpedo … Continue reading

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None of This Means Anything Except Everything

I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding yesterday; it should come as no surprise to any of you that I can’t seem to make myself clear anymore.  It’s like, unless you’re a mind-reader, don’t even bother trying to … Continue reading

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