Category Archives: failures

Promising Blogger Shredded to Death

25 January 2010 Alberta, Canada Twenty three year-old blogger and promising young novelist, Camille Archives of Archives of Our Lives, died today after struggling through the popular twenty-minute workout DVD, Jillian’s 30-Day Shred. According to the last blog post she … Continue reading

Posted in failures, health and vitality, It's All Good, mediocrity, oh brother what next, sad things, woe is me | 24 Comments

I’ll have Try with a side of Success, please. Mmm…this Success is delicious. Thanks, I made it myself.

I didn’t set any official new year’s resolutions this year, because New Year’s Eve sneaked up on me and by the time it rolled around, I was loading up tissue after tissue with enormous amounts of snot, declaring my hatred … Continue reading

Posted in change, failures, mediocrity, mondays suck, what I'm about | 12 Comments

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.

***Because this is an even-numbered year and because I’m sick of waiting around for life to grant me with success, I have decided to take this year as an opportunity to enter every contest for which I am eligible.  The … Continue reading

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If This is Life, I’m Off to a Real Bad Start

Some of you might be aware of the fact that I live my life, overwhelmingly, through guilt. I eat what I eat (or don’t eat what I don’t eat) because of the guilt I know will invariably come when I’ve … Continue reading

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The Anger Games

This holiday season has passed just a bit too quickly for me. I don’t feel refreshed and rejuvenated and ready for another semester; instead, I feel downtrodden and slightly more exhausted than when I left Canada a week ago. But … Continue reading

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