Category Archives: failures

JOHN LUVS MARIA!

So I was riding my bike the other day, when it struck me that Poor Kyle doesn’t love me at all. Leastwise, he doesn’t love me as much as some men love their spouses. Tangent:  I once had a friend … Continue reading

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“This break…is break UP?”

I have been giving a particular matter a lot of thought, and finally, after debating back and forth a hundred times, I’ve come to a decision: I will no longer read private blogs. Phew!  Glad to have that off my … Continue reading

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Barefoot in the Kitchen

Last night, I was cooking corn-on-the-cob in a pot of boiling water on the stove (as opposed to on the grill, which turned out to be an epic failure the last time), and in a twist of unfortunate circumstances, I … Continue reading

Posted in cooking, failures, kitchen failures, Married Life, mediocrity, mondays suck | 14 Comments

LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

It’s only a matter of time before this becomes my reality once again.  I’m not ready. I never get anything done in August.  I always have the best of intentions, but they just sort of fall to the wayside with … Continue reading

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Adults: 0 Toddler: 1

Sorry I’ve been out of comission lately.  I spent yesterday traveling to Canada with my sister and her husband and their 18 month-old boy.  Ahem—their active 18 month-old boy. Oh sure, he looks cute enough, but in all reality, kid’s … Continue reading

Posted in failures, family, nephew, oh brother what next, Travel | 15 Comments