Category Archives: failures

In Which I Experience the Slap-in-the-Face Realisation that I Don’t Know Everything.

Not long ago, I fancied myself a regular Ann Landers.  I decided my calling in life was to be an advice columnist—one who didn’t beat around the bush.  I wanted to give people advice they were seeking (as opposed to … Continue reading

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“Piece of cake” is such a farce.

It seems impossible that July is halfway gone.  You know what that means, right?  August is looming, and what a wretched thought that is.  I really hate August. The only good thing about this upcoming August is that my family … Continue reading

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I was abducted by Martians and all you get is this lousy post.

OH.  MY.  GOSH. You GUYS, you’ll never believe what happened to me this past week. IT WAS CRAZY WITH A ‘K.’ If I told you I was abducted by Martians and taken into outer space {the final frontier} and probed, … Continue reading

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Transformers 2: Less Than Meets the Eye

I just got back from seeing Transformers 2, which may as well be the same thing as me saying I just got back from getting all four wisdom teeth re-pulled. Don’t spend the money.  Don’t even spend the free movie … Continue reading

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Half-Baked.

Despite the fact that I’ve been painting so much for the past three days that I haven’t even had the time to shower, and I’m really starting to smell…my sister and I haven’t seen much progress in the kitchen project.  … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Sampson {Underappreciated Family Dog}

***Posted in conjuction with Sprite’s Keeper’s Spin Cycle, the subject of which, this week, is pets.  Swing by this post for more of the most pettingly pet stories on the internet.*** Sampson was our one—and only—family pet.  {We know the … Continue reading

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Flawed Logic

Poor Kyle and I have a guilty pleasure we started long before we ever got married—no, not that kind of guilty pleasure!  Silly readers.  No, our guilty pleasure is…we like to watch My Name is Earl on a regular basis.  … Continue reading

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