On a dark and stormy night, I died. I should have expected as much, what with the dark and stormy night and all. College taught me one term of literature that will stick with me throughout my life: the pathetic … Continue reading
I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding yesterday; it should come as no surprise to any of you that I can’t seem to make myself clear anymore. It’s like, unless you’re a mind-reader, don’t even bother trying to … Continue reading
*Posted as part of the Sprite’s Keeper weekly Spin Cycle* Remember when you were in school? Remember how, after months of attending lectures, and meeting with belittling professors, and receiving poorer grades than you deserved, and basically getting the life … Continue reading
The next time you find yourself face-to-face in a duel against a RCMP officer (that’s Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or simply “a Mountie”), please choose carefully the weapon you wield. A handgun might be the obvious choice, but of course … Continue reading
What do you get when you mix icy Canadian freeways, an Arizona driver, a Tamra Camry, a fool behind the wheel of a Dodge Caravan, and a guardrail? Note: This is not my own picture. Some other poor Tamra Camry … Continue reading
I’m so vain; I once considered myself an expert traveler. Sadly, my friends, I must be out of practise. Rusty even. *Note* When taking a trip wherein crossing international borders is part of the itinerary… …it might be helpful to … Continue reading
Sometimes all I can do is try. Often, even my best of tries turn out to be failures. Still, at the end of the day, I really am a hard tryer. Remember that exam? You know, the first exam I’ve … Continue reading