As old as I keep getting, I never really seem to learn anything. Why do I spout off hurtful vendettas without thinking things through first? I don’t know, really. There are two sides to every story (sometimes three or four, … Continue reading
Something’s going on between China and Tibet–I don’t know what, exactly, but the Dalai Lama is involved, so I’m guessing it’s big salami [do they have salami in Asia?]. Watching all of this political turbulence on the news (combined with … Continue reading
I had good grades in high school. Good enough to land myself a full-ride [+ some] scholarship to Arizona State University. I had good grades there, too. Until… …I took CIS 180 (Computer Information Systems or some blather). It was … Continue reading
I can’t eat. [Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I can eat–I can always eat.] What I mean to say is, I can’t enjoy what I eat. I am unable to relax. Food has lost its flavour; salt has … Continue reading
Poor Kyle does not care for mushrooms. To say that he “does not care for mushrooms” is putting it mildly. In fact he hates them. I like mushrooms. I like cream of mushroom soup, both in casseroles and just plain. … Continue reading
The sole purpose of the Motor Vehicle Division is to remind God-fearing people here on Earth to behave themselves, or else they’ll end up stuck there eternally in the afterlife. That’s right. The Motor Vehicle Division is very akin to … Continue reading
I have a confession. It goes like this: Yesterday I was on my way home from running a few errands by myself. I was driving through a neighborhood only a street away from my own, and I noticed a shiny … Continue reading