My sister and her family have come all the way from Arizona to visit Canada and lounge around in lovely weather. The day they got here was hot, hot, hot outside. We grilled dinner on our back deck, ate corn … Continue reading
I think I’m going through a premature menopause. Think about it: I already have granny arms. I’m saggy in places that 22 year-old girls should normally be perky. I’ve got an odd smell about me (I skipped the shower today—I … Continue reading
Due to an unexpected death in my family {Great Uncle Henry was white water rafting at the beginning of July; two weeks later: dead}, I am visiting Mesa, Arizona, where I was born and raised. It’s good to be back … Continue reading
Detox Day One: Detox Day Two: Detox Day Three: Hmm…Hollywood just might be on to something. My detox couldn’t be going better unless I had a personal chef preparing my meals for me. In which case, I’d have money for … Continue reading
Yesterday marked my first day of the detox that I’m already suspicious of. For those of you who have expressed concern over my health and the grave danger of detoxing one’s own body, please. Fear not. I am not doing … Continue reading
Well, I’ve been detoxing my hair for three weeks now, and I feel like my life is changed. Do you realise how monumental this is, my friends? I HAVE NOT USED SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER ON MY HAIR FOR THREE WEEKS, … Continue reading
As I was leaving church yesterday, a tiny elderly lady approached me. “Have you done something different with your hair?” she asked. “I see you sitting up there playing the organ and my husband and I were trying to figure … Continue reading