I hippie lawnmowered again. Maybe the next time our front lawn gets unbearably tall I will drag the hippie lawnmower out there and ask Poor Kyle to make a video of me using it. I think you’d all appreciate the … Continue reading
My right ear’s day started normally enough. Woke up, heard things, the usual… Little did it know there was evil lurking just moments away… …evil in the form of an Itch. At first it was only a little itchy…Then it … Continue reading
You know what life is like? Life is like popping a pimple. Observe: Sometimes you’re the mirror and sometimes you’re the nasty crap inside. To be honest I don’t know which is worse: to be the nasty crap inside or … Continue reading
But I’ve decided to write a book about marriage. I am smiling but this is not a joke. Well, it IS a joke. But I’m still going to do it. I tried and tried to write a novel but my … Continue reading
This is an update of the amazing trip I took to Europe last summer. Slowly but surely I’m posting about every day I spent on that excellent continent. To read earlier updates, click here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here. And here. And here and here and here and here and here and here. ••••••• You know how sometimes you get … Continue reading
After Poor Kyle bought this house but before we were wed he purchased an alarm clock like the one pictured above (image from here). I thought it was the stupidest thing in the world. I mean, I’m lazy, but really? … Continue reading
Something Poor Kyle and I have been discussing a lot lately is when can we hire a maid. Seriously, though. WHEN CAN WE HIRE A MAID? I guess the all-caps make it look like our situation is dire here, like … Continue reading