…Okay, so it wasn’t actually a nightmare. I mean, I made it to Utah in one piece, more or less. Road trips bring out the artsy in me. On this trip to Utah, I am the biggest third wheel I’ve … Continue reading
This movie…it’s funny. If you’ve ever had any sort of surgery {or if you’ve ever been completely stoned}, you might be able to relate to this poor, pathetic little drugg-ed up kid: David After Dentist {or alternatively, This Is Your … Continue reading
Don’t let him fool you—Poor Kyle was faking this grin. He was actually totally embarrassed to be riding on the teacups with me; to have his picture taken was the ultimate humiliation. All throughout my teenage years, I fantasised what … Continue reading
Thank you, everyone, for all the birthday wishes. Nothing like a birthday to make me feel like everybody loves me. On a birthday, I have no enemies. On a birthday, I’m everyone’s favourite person. Updates of the day will be … Continue reading
Trying to communicate with a 2 year-old is like trying get a kamikaze insect out of your ear by slamming your fist into your skull as hard as you possibly can–both are fruitless, and cause nothing but headaches. A few … Continue reading
I’ve not been irate about anything lately. My best posts happen when I’m irate, and so I’ve hesitated to post anything new. We’re headed off to the sand dunes this weekend, where I’m sure there won’t be internet connections, so … Continue reading
I’m apologising now for the fact that will soon be made known to you: This is going to be a short post. It is so draining to say goodbye to people I love. In the words of my mom…I can’t … Continue reading