I’m loved. Who knew? No, but seriously—I’m loved. Or at least liked. Which is a nice feeling, you know? It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be popular. No, that’s not how it goes… Well, it doesn’t … Continue reading
Believe it or not [and you probably won’t], I actually do try to stay optimistic throughout the hard times of my life. It isn’t easy, though. Still, I try. Despite the fact that I now have holes in four different … Continue reading
All MINI™ images from here. With Tamra Camry out of commission, and Thor as my current chariot, I’ve been spending more and more time thinking about my dream car. [Sorry, Thor. You’re a decent guy and all, but…you smell. Like … Continue reading
Remember Steve Fossett, the Millionaire Adventurer who died in a plane wreck in September of 2007? It’s okay if you don’t; my own head was kind of exploding when it was being reported, so I didn’t hear anything about it … Continue reading
So I guess we really are in a depression—everyone’s saying so. At least ten times a day, I hear the phrase “these economic times.” (I pronounce it “eek-onomic,” just for the record. It’s the Eee-conomy, and these times are eek-onomically … Continue reading
…but then, why would you want to? I have a page-long list of things I’ve been meaning to blog about, but couldn’t seem to find any motivation for any of them. My iPod lended me just the sort of inspiration … Continue reading
That’s what Laurie Notaro said, anyway. I only wish I had thought of that title before she did; maybe then I would be a best-selling novelist instead of Santa’s Little Volunteer. Nevertheless, I have not written a book (not a … Continue reading