***This post is written as part of Sprite’s Keeper’s weekly Spin Cycle, the topic of which, this week, is “Motto.” Thanks, Jen!*** I am not one to sugar-coat my life for the internet, or anyone. Oh wait—hadn’t you noticed? I … Continue reading
Last night, I was cooking corn-on-the-cob in a pot of boiling water on the stove (as opposed to on the grill, which turned out to be an epic failure the last time), and in a twist of unfortunate circumstances, I … Continue reading
When I was a little girl, I was convinced I would grow up to marry the prince of England. Image from here. As a fall-back, I decided I could be happy with someone without royal blood, so long as he … Continue reading
This is a public service announcement. Dear Readers, I love you, but HAVE YOU GONE MAD? I write one little post about premature menopause, and before I can say “Yasmin,” I’m suspected of pregnancy? Mercy hell sakes alive. Poor Kyle … Continue reading
My cherry red cell phone is dying a slow and cancerous death. First, I dropped it while standing in line at Target™ last October. I said a very bad word out loud when I picked it up and saw this: … Continue reading
It’s 7:11 a.m. as I sit to type this post. I opened my laptop at 7:10 a.m., and waited until 7:11, because I like that time better. I like times that mean something to me… …Now it’s 7:12. Sad. Sure, … Continue reading
The negative repercussions of going out of town for 12 hours times eight: 1. Massive piles of dirty laundry to tackle when I get home. 2. Unloading the vehicle in the kitchen and pretty much heading straight for bed—leaving the … Continue reading