Category Archives: Married Life

He Had Just Teased Me for Scratching Under My Arm Like a Monkey…

Poor Kyle: Good night, I love you. Me: You stink. Poor Kyle: Where? My backside or my mouth? Me: Gee, I dunno…it’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes. It’s also hard to stay mad at him for very long.

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Hello, My Name is Fickle.

*Warning: Long Post. Worthwhile, but long.* October 20th will be the first anniversary marking the marriage between Poor Kyle and Me. Today is the third anniversary of the day we met. October 13, 2005. I remember it like yesterday… …but … Continue reading

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There’s No Such Thing as Edward and Bella

I just finished reading that book. My initial reaction–before being swayed by all the vicious reviews, was that it was clever and witty. [My favourite part was the titles of the ‘Jacob’ chapters, specifically, “What do I look Like? The … Continue reading

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Camille & Poor Kyle Consummate the Marriage and Invite All Y’all to Have a Look-see

Adam Shankman is a goofy sort of fellow. He’s always saying deeply profound things that have no meaning whatsoever. In his role as a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance tonight, he told Mark and Courtney that, … Continue reading

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