Category Archives: mediocrity

Good Thing I’m So Goal-Oriented.

Once upon a time, I set my New Year’s resolutions in February. It worked for me.  I knew I was going to break them all anyway, so why start in January when the rest of the world is equally failing?  … Continue reading

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Pick a Little, Talk a Little, Cheep Cheep Cheep!

**Housekeeping detail: Make sure to swing by Archives of Our Lives tomorrow for a very special—and first ever—guest blogger!  I’m quite excited about this, and I think you will be pleasantly surprised with what’s in store.  Until then, on with … Continue reading

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Pees On Earth

When I was in fourth grade, my elementary school’s music teacher woke up ambitious one day and decided that she was going to direct a musical for the drama club to produce.  I can’t remember what it was called—something to … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, fiascos, It's All Good, looking back, mediocrity, oh brother what next, on the road again | 10 Comments

Dentistry With a Side of Self-Loathing

I have an appointment to see the dentist tomorrow, which should come as a source of deep consternation to me. And don’t worry: it does. I’m one of those grown-up-ish girls who doesn’t like to brush her teeth, as you … Continue reading

Posted in change, fiascos, It's All Good, mediocrity, oh brother what next, thisandthat, what I'm about, woe is me | 20 Comments

He Had Just Teased Me for Scratching Under My Arm Like a Monkey…

Poor Kyle: Good night, I love you. Me: You stink. Poor Kyle: Where? My backside or my mouth? Me: Gee, I dunno…it’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes. It’s also hard to stay mad at him for very long.

Posted in Married Life, mediocrity, oh brother what next, Poor Kyle | 7 Comments