It seems impossible that July is halfway gone. You know what that means, right? August is looming, and what a wretched thought that is. I really hate August. The only good thing about this upcoming August is that my family … Continue reading
Despite the fact that I’ve been painting so much for the past three days that I haven’t even had the time to shower, and I’m really starting to smell…my sister and I haven’t seen much progress in the kitchen project. … Continue reading
Poor Kyle and I have a guilty pleasure we started long before we ever got married—no, not that kind of guilty pleasure! Silly readers. No, our guilty pleasure is…we like to watch My Name is Earl on a regular basis. … Continue reading
Now that I’m no longer on a tropical island, Mondays seem a lot more daunting. Without the sand between my toes, life is just a little…blah. A lot blah, actually. But really, can you blame me? Of course, there’s really … Continue reading
Manners. There are so many different perspectives of what constitutes “good manners,” don’t you think? In my house growing up, I was not allowed to read at the dinner table. Common courtesy, or so it seemed. But these days, I … Continue reading
On a dark and stormy night, I died. I should have expected as much, what with the dark and stormy night and all. College taught me one term of literature that will stick with me throughout my life: the pathetic … Continue reading
My fish was complaining about his tank all day today—he said he was sick of swimming around in circles He kept telling me how tired he was of swimming clockwise, and that all he really wanted to do was torpedo … Continue reading