In an attempt to look a little more fashionable (an attempt, by the way, also known as The Most Hopeless Cause Known to Man), I have decided to put some effort into my daily appearance. I figure, I’m getting to … Continue reading
The winner of the Lush™ shampoo bar is… …comment #9, which turns out to be… …Cristin Lassen! Cristin, email me as soon as possible with your address (if you don’t email me, I’ll email you—I just wanted to check and … Continue reading
Because I was raised by education-promoting parents who, as it happened, were not overly wealthy when I was growing up, I have been ingrained with a sort of silent guilt every time I go to see a movie in a … Continue reading
I didn’t set any official new year’s resolutions this year, because New Year’s Eve sneaked up on me and by the time it rolled around, I was loading up tissue after tissue with enormous amounts of snot, declaring my hatred … Continue reading
Dear Friends, I usually do not take this blog in a very religionry direction because, while I like to spark controversy as much as Perez Hilton, I do prefer to keep God out of the debate. Dis me as you … Continue reading
Hi, guys. I’m sorry it’s been a lifetime since I’ve posted. It’s been a busy week. Excuses, excuses. Seriously, though. For the last four days, I have lived my life like a person who never had a blog, had never … Continue reading
Image from here. Any time I eat something gross-looking, like an enormous burrito from Filibertos™, I worry that I might die before I fully digest it, and the coroner will make fun of me for my choice of meals during … Continue reading