Happy Labour Day, everyone. I don’t labour anyway, since the government of Canada deems it illegal for me to do so. So today is just another day for me, except Poor Kyle is home, which is always good. We will … Continue reading
So I was riding my bike the other day, when it struck me that Poor Kyle doesn’t love me at all. Leastwise, he doesn’t love me as much as some men love their spouses. Tangent: I once had a friend … Continue reading
Last night, I was cooking corn-on-the-cob in a pot of boiling water on the stove (as opposed to on the grill, which turned out to be an epic failure the last time), and in a twist of unfortunate circumstances, I … Continue reading
When I was a little girl, I was convinced I would grow up to marry the prince of England. Image from here. As a fall-back, I decided I could be happy with someone without royal blood, so long as he … Continue reading
It’s August. Eight months into this year, and I still feel like it’s 2008. Luckily, the painful blow of passing time has been softened by the presence of my sister’s family, including (especially including) this little whippersnapper: Oh, sure, he … Continue reading
Due to an unexpected death in my family {Great Uncle Henry was white water rafting at the beginning of July; two weeks later: dead}, I am visiting Mesa, Arizona, where I was born and raised. It’s good to be back … Continue reading
It seems impossible that July is halfway gone. You know what that means, right? August is looming, and what a wretched thought that is. I really hate August. The only good thing about this upcoming August is that my family … Continue reading