Category Archives: oh brother what next

The Way You Speak is Hurt My Head.

Good heavens, is it Wednesday only?  And I still have to think of something entertaining to write for three more days?  It’s going to be a long week… The good news is that tomorrow I’m opening one of my journals … Continue reading

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I Would Be Such a Bad Bulimic

Whenever I feel like there’s the slightest possibility I might throw up, I start to shake.  My pulse races, I perspire profusely, and try to talk myself out of it with happy thoughts… “No, Camille, you aren’t sick.  You aren’t … Continue reading

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Dentistry With a Side of Self-Loathing

I have an appointment to see the dentist tomorrow, which should come as a source of deep consternation to me. And don’t worry: it does. I’m one of those grown-up-ish girls who doesn’t like to brush her teeth, as you … Continue reading

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I Love You THIS MUCH Poo.

By now it should be generally understood that I am not legally permitted to work in Canada. Friday night (rather, Saturday morning at 3:30 or so), I was at the movie theatre not working, like usual.  As Poor Kyle was … Continue reading

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City Mouse Culture Shock.

I was born and raised in a big city.  Though Mesa is certainly no NYC [Scottsdale comes close], there are people galore, immigrants of all ethnicities, and a multitude of shopping malls.  With the dense population (approximately 460,155 [that’s not … Continue reading

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He Had Just Teased Me for Scratching Under My Arm Like a Monkey…

Poor Kyle: Good night, I love you. Me: You stink. Poor Kyle: Where? My backside or my mouth? Me: Gee, I dunno…it’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes. It’s also hard to stay mad at him for very long.

Posted in Married Life, mediocrity, oh brother what next, Poor Kyle | 7 Comments