Saturday Steals: Return on Investment?
The other day’s “To Be Continued” is to be continued for a few more days, I am sorry to say. It seems I cannot have a solid week of normalcy to save my life. Sad, but true. I promise I … Continue reading
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I’m a Fool and Saturday Steals Recap
Hey, guess what? Did you know that I am a total arse? It’s true. Need proof? Okay… Once upon a time, I received a gift in the mail. It was a lovely gift. It was 100% free to me, and … Continue reading
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Tagged self-inflicted humiliation
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Saturday Steals: How to Never Look Fat Again
**Thank you for joining this week’s exhilarating round of Saturday Steals! To participate, write a post at your own blog about your own steal, and then add the link (to that post) to the link list below.** While I was … Continue reading
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Hit. Run. Repeat.
Image from here. So there I was, driving down the streets of Mesa in my trusty steed, George Jettson. It was high noon. I needed to turn left at the next intersection. I switched lanes to do so. As I … Continue reading
When a Man Loves [but Doesn’t Trust] a Woman
The number one cause of strife within my marriage (besides that irksome Taylor Swift) is when Poor Kyle doesn’t believe me. I married a very doubtful man. He doubts everything: manufacturers’ promises, the power of exercise, hybrid cars, everything. But … Continue reading
Project: Proxy—Shake Weight
Remember Project: Proxy? That brilliant idea I had, the one where I decided to take on any challenge offered to me, like an internet version of Truth or Dare that’s only ever Dare and I can only ever accept? Yeah, … Continue reading
The Following Story is Completely True. Sadly.
You know how when you’re single, looking for someone to date—being on the proverbial “prowl,” if you will—and you get vibes from a person of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you’re gay; I am an equal-opportunity blogger), … Continue reading
Posted in Canada, fiascos, mondays suck, oh brother what next, what a nightmare, woe is me
Tagged most embarrassing moments
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