Image from here. Any time I eat something gross-looking, like an enormous burrito from Filibertos™, I worry that I might die before I fully digest it, and the coroner will make fun of me for my choice of meals during … Continue reading
If Poor Kyle and I ever divorce, it will be caused by one of two things: 1. The fact that he shattered my dreams of Wedded Disneyland Bliss by refusing to ride Splash Mountain with me (who even does that?) … Continue reading
Christmas is approaching, and in honour of the big day, I’m going to post a series of gift ideas to help you know what you can get me. … … I jest. Not about the gift ideas—I really will be … Continue reading
I struggle with overwhelming guilt when I go for more than one day without posting. I feel extremely neglectful of you people. I don’t have any good reason for staying away so long; I was mostly just lounging around all … Continue reading
Poor Kyle’s parents are out of town and the first thing I did when their tail lights were out of sight was break into their house (I had a key) and steal two forty-count boxes of name brand gallon-sized Ziploc™ … Continue reading
Today I waxed my own eyebrows. (At the encouragement of my friend Genevra, without whom I would’ve never even CONSIDERED taking such a huge leap of faith in myself. Thanks, friend!) Here’s a really awful before-and-after comparison. {You’ll be a … Continue reading
So how was all ya’ll’s Halloween? Did you get a visit from The Gimme Kid? What? You’ve never heard of The Gimme Kid? Oh, I’m sure you have—you just didn’t know that was his name. This is just one of … Continue reading