I’ve learned a lot in my life. I’ve learned that if I wash my jeans and then stick them in the dryer, I will regret it the next time I go to put them on. They will shrink just enough … Continue reading
The spring in my proverbial step has gone in for servicing, and has come out looking 10 years younger. And I’m not kidding, either: Before–Hello, halfway houses of America; meet your newest druggie! After–Even in dim lighting and using a … Continue reading
I’ve got a strawberry, see? It’s not quite ripe yet, but I’m very hopeful. Isn’t it beautiful? But it’s very small–about the size of a pea. Here are a few photos for perspective of its scale: Thus, it is with … Continue reading
Poor Kyle got to sleep in. I had my errands to run. And when we got back together, we had a cookout. One day, over a year ago, I stood next to Poor Kyle on the back deck of his … Continue reading
What do you do when your hair, which–once upon a time–looked like this… …suddenly morphs into a swamp-thing version of its past life (like this:)? I’ll tell you what I do. First, I realise that the reason my hair looks … Continue reading
At the health clinic today, where I was given a thorough examination so the government of Canada can decide whether I will be a nuisance to their health-care system (and consequently whether I will be allowed to stay here), I … Continue reading
I imagine you’ve come here [to this blog, that is] today looking for entertainment. Entertainment, amusement, or just an update on this little life of mine. Well, you’re not going to get it, Greedy. And I’ll tell you why: I … Continue reading