Several months ago I accompanied Poor Kyle on a road trip to Dwight, North Dakota. You read it correctly—the place was called Dwight. The little town quickly became the second Dwight to claim a piece of my heart. What a … Continue reading
…Yet here it is. I’ve made an appointment to have a wisdom teeth removal consultation, free of charge. Kind of makes it sound like a tree trimming service, doesn’t it? (Oh, how I wish it were; I’d much rather have … Continue reading
As you know, I struggle with group projects. If I could have done it my way, I would have turned in this as my ballad: Death By Consumerism (Dedicated to Jdimytai Damour, 34 years) ‘Twas a perilous time to be … Continue reading
As a new transfer student, and an international one to boot, it was with understandable trepidation that I walked the halls of my new university last week. My first day on campus was riddled with self-doubt and I found myself … Continue reading
It’s always green somewhere in the world–only never where I am. I have lived my life holding strong to the mantra “the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.” I don’t mean to do this; I … Continue reading
How important is it that what we see on television–or in movies–is real and unaltered? Me? I don’t care too much. When I go to watch Lord of the Rings, I fully anticipate special effects, digital supplements, and all manner … Continue reading
Did you know that I am tall? Indeed I am. I’m 6′ 1″ if I’m an inch. It was a freak accident, if you ask me. My mother is 5′ 8″, and my dad is 6′ 0″, but my older … Continue reading