I know Santa Claus. Well, in my case, I am related to the man who portrays Santa Claus at the local (read: 30 miles away) shopping mall. He’s been doing it for years, and he’s good at what he does. … Continue reading
Here at the new-and-digressed [as was so gleefully pointed out by many readers yesterday] Archives of Our Lives, a lot of things have changed {for the worse, evidently}. One thing that has not changed is the fact that every Thursday … Continue reading
We saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know. It was the happiest day of my life–happier than high school graduation, or getting married, or finally visiting the Louvre (okay, maybe one step under the Louvre). And it recalled to … Continue reading
Guess what?!?! Happy April Fool’s Day. (Thanks, Sis!)
I was going to wait until Monday to announce the winners of the Great AOOL Giveaway, but I won’t keep people waiting that long. Firstly, the winner of the random giveaway (using the random integer generator at random.org [random.org sounds … Continue reading
In one of my Art History classes at ASU, my professor forced us to watch a droning documentary about a deconstructionist philosopher who I considered to be a total idiot. [But then, I was the student and she was the … Continue reading
No, not me and Kyle… I have met a woman who wants to be my friend. Does this shock you? It should. Now, don’t go thinking I have self-esteem problems–me and myself feel fine about us, really. I am a … Continue reading