Category Archives: what a nightmare

Nomenclature

The baby is a boy. (This will come as no surprise to you if you follow me on Instagram, where I also post fairly regular photos of my ever-growing midsection. It’s not pretty. But you’re welcome to join me if … Continue reading

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Night Terrors

This morning as I stumbled around our small bedroom bumping into furniture trying to make myself somewhat presentable for yet another day, an unsettling thought popped into my head. I voiced it: “Kykes,” I said to Poor Kyle, who was … Continue reading

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Hot stuff

My husband has been reading lately. Reading a lot. In the past two months he’s read four books, which maybe is not a lot for some people but it’s more than I’ve seen him read during our entire four years … Continue reading

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Pardon My Petunias

Several months ago I signed up to buy a little chunk of ad space on a seriously funny blog, ABDPBT. There was a really long wait list for said ad space, so I figured I’d have plenty of time to … Continue reading

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The Following Story is Completely True. Sadly.

You know how when you’re single, looking for someone to date—being on the proverbial “prowl,” if you will—and you get vibes from a person of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you’re gay; I am an equal-opportunity blogger), … Continue reading

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