***UPDATE: 11:21 a.m., MST. I am eating Meal #2 of my last day on Earth. It’s delicious {I went with a wrap instead of a sub, but I’m doing my best to open my mouth as wide as humanly possible}. … Continue reading
What do you get when you mix icy Canadian freeways, an Arizona driver, a Tamra Camry, a fool behind the wheel of a Dodge Caravan, and a guardrail? Note: This is not my own picture. Some other poor Tamra Camry … Continue reading
Guess what happened to me today? A woman looked me in the face, and asked if I am pregnant. Just like that. “Are you pregnant?” What could have possibly given her that idea? Weird. Thankfully, I’ve been growing some pretty … Continue reading
…Yet here it is. I’ve made an appointment to have a wisdom teeth removal consultation, free of charge. Kind of makes it sound like a tree trimming service, doesn’t it? (Oh, how I wish it were; I’d much rather have … Continue reading
Whenever I feel like there’s the slightest possibility I might throw up, I start to shake. My pulse races, I perspire profusely, and try to talk myself out of it with happy thoughts… “No, Camille, you aren’t sick. You aren’t … Continue reading
By now it should be generally understood that I am not legally permitted to work in Canada. Friday night (rather, Saturday morning at 3:30 or so), I was at the movie theatre not working, like usual. As Poor Kyle was … Continue reading
I have been having nightmares lately. It’s weird. The first one came right after watching The Dark Knight and then promptly falling asleep–I dreamed that I had Martha Stewart over for dinner, but my house was messy and I served … Continue reading