Friends, I have an announcement. This is big. I’m really excited. Starting this month, I will be joining a myriad/of/people/in/the/world who DON’T USE SHAMPOO! It’s the no ‘poo movement, and I’m hopping on board. It started out like this: I … Continue reading
Image from here. Bristol Palin, 18 year-old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, recently told People Magazine that “if girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex… Nobody.” Umm…duh? No kidding, Bristol. That’s what sex ed is … Continue reading
I recently flew on US Airways to and from the Cayman Islands. Each way, the flight was about seven hours total; but with layovers and early airport arrival times, I was traveling for over twelve hours. During those twelve hours, … Continue reading
There are two things I have learned about dieting—excuse me, I mean “healthy living” (because it’s a lifestyle change, not a diet, you know {“dieting” has become another victim of the politically incorrect movement, so let’s all thank the ’90s}). … Continue reading
All MINI™ images from here. With Tamra Camry out of commission, and Thor as my current chariot, I’ve been spending more and more time thinking about my dream car. [Sorry, Thor. You’re a decent guy and all, but…you smell. Like … Continue reading
Image from here. It’s been a long time since I’ve done a question/answer post, so today I am going to remedy that oversight. If you’re new to Archives of Our Lives, first of all: WELCOME! Secondly, here’s how it goes: … Continue reading
As you know, I struggle with group projects. If I could have done it my way, I would have turned in this as my ballad: Death By Consumerism (Dedicated to Jdimytai Damour, 34 years) ‘Twas a perilous time to be … Continue reading