Remember that last post, how I bravely declared that “they can take my wisdom teeth, but they can’t take my spirit?” Lies—my spirit is completely crushed. Just for the record, I think getting one’s wisdom teeth removed is a very … Continue reading
My wisdom teeth removal went…as well as could be expected. I’m alive, anyway. That’s good. Poor Kyle’s been a darling. The Run-Down: Woke up 6 a.m.. Showered. Dried hair; braided (most conducive style for laying on one’s deathbed). Arrived 7:30. … Continue reading
{I know you’re all thinking, “Seriously? How much momentum can one girl get out of one tiny surgery?” The answer to that question is STICK AROUND; YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET.} Inasmuch as I’m undergoing major surgery tomorrow {or today … Continue reading
***UPDATE: 11:21 a.m., MST. I am eating Meal #2 of my last day on Earth. It’s delicious {I went with a wrap instead of a sub, but I’m doing my best to open my mouth as wide as humanly possible}. … Continue reading
What do you get when you mix icy Canadian freeways, an Arizona driver, a Tamra Camry, a fool behind the wheel of a Dodge Caravan, and a guardrail? Note: This is not my own picture. Some other poor Tamra Camry … Continue reading
Guess what happened to me today? A woman looked me in the face, and asked if I am pregnant. Just like that. “Are you pregnant?” What could have possibly given her that idea? Weird. Thankfully, I’ve been growing some pretty … Continue reading
I’ve lost nine pounds since January 1st, which means I’m 16 pounds away from my goal weight, and 6 pounds away from the skinniest I’ve ever been. I’m quite pleased, thanks. I haven’t had a bite of sweets this year, … Continue reading