Detox Day One:

Detox Day Two:

Detox Day Three:

Hmm…Hollywood just might be on to something.  My detox couldn’t be going better unless I had a personal chef preparing my meals for me.  In which case, I’d have money for liposuction and wouldn’t need to detox.  (But I would never get plastic surgery {unless it was to remove my annoying butt chin.})

Unfortunately, I ate bread today. A foot of it.  From Subway.  But at least it was wheat bread, and mayo-free.  No salt, either.  Lots of veggies.

Still, I’m guessing my weight won’t be so exciting tomorrow.

Luckily, the only other food I ate today was a quinoa hash, edamame, and two apples.

I’ll be faithful again tomorrow.  I have watermelon now.

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