California roll it roll it.

Hello, and welcome to another rousing round of Saturday Steals, where what you get is what you see and what you see is cheap or free!

To participate, simply:

1) Steal a steal.

2) Write a post about it on your blog, mentioning that you’re participating in Saturday Steals (you can steal the above image if you so desire), and

3) Add the link to said post to the list at the bottom of this post.

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My first experience with sushi was not pleasant. I was seven or eight and my Aunt Linda offered me a piece of her california roll she’d brought home from some exotic locale (this was Arizona in the 90’s: not exactly rolling in haute couture, so california rolls were exotic, yes). She told me there was seaweed in there and I was equal parts amazed and disgusted. I sniffed it; it smelled awful. I tasted it; it tasted worse.

I was twenty before I ever tried it again, and even then it was more for the status of claiming myself a sushi aficionado than because I really thought it sounded good.

To my delight, it wasn’t a lie: sushi at twenty is loads more delicious than sushi at ten. Ten-year-olds, take heart, for your time will come, my little ones.

I even went out on a limb and tried some of the raw stuff (sashimi? nigiri? miagi? hyundai? I don’t really know the difference [so much for culture]), which I thought was exceptionally tasty but only for the first few bites and then my mind got the better of me.

Anyway, it didn’t matter: my love of cooked fish in rice with seaweed and sundry tidbits of crunchy goodness was ignited, and it was a flame that would stand the test of time (well, the next five years anyway).

Unfortunately, Poor Kyle doesn’t care for it (I guess we could say his tastebuds are stuck in their ten-year-old phase), and I am non-confrontational by nature so when we go out to dinner we rarely soosh. [sōōsh: v. to soosh; to devour sushi with flare and gusto.]

But then guess what? Bestie Gus came to town and we had ourselves an hankering for sushi! First we went out to a sushi restaurant and paid $15 for one california roll, some spring rolls and a bowl of miso soup [each].

But that did not quench the thirst.

So then we went to a fast-food sushi joint and paid $5 for another california roll [each].

And still we had the thirst for more.

Finally, brilliance struck: we would do it. We would do it OURSELVES.

Armed with shaky courage and Pioneer Woman’s Sushi 101 we drove to the nearest Asian market and bought everything we needed for some excellent california rolls.

We went straight home, almost shaking with anticipation of such excellent sooshing in our future. We boiled the rice, chopped the krab [with a K], sliced the cukes and diced the avocados. We laughed at our inexperience, cried at our ineptitude, but in the end Pioneer Woman’s photographic tutorials would not let us fail. We rolled, we wrapped, we flipped and flapped, and in the end: we created sushi.

It was touch-and-go there for awhile but we pulled through. We made twelve (count it: 12) (TWELVE! Ridiculous!) cali rolls for about $15 worth of supplies, which would have cost us approximately $60 if we’d bought them from a sushi store. And we had supplies leftover to make twice as many—$120 worth of sushi for just a fraction of the cost.

Of course we devoured it almost immediately without a thought to take a photo, but this here looks almost identical to the stash we built for ourselves. Image from here.

Yes, we saved a lot of money, and that was great; but even better was the fact that we ate so much sushi we couldn’t possibly think sooshing again for at least another couple of days.

Satiated the thirst, if you will.

And that’s a steal without a price tag.

Not related: how awesome is this panda sushi? I want to bite his face off:

Image from here.

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Now it’s your turn! What have you stolen lately?

Add your steal to the link list below to share it with the world. The list will be open from now till Sunday at 11:59 p.m.


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Chagrin

I’ve never known how to pronounce “chagrin.” I only ever use it when I’m writing because I’m always worried I’ll say it wrong.

Chelsie, my friend since high school, has been visiting since Wednesday and I got completely distracted by hours of shopping and Netflix marathons this weekend when it was Saturday Steal time. Please don’t be mad: I don’t have many friends in Mayberry, so I have to import my favourites from time to time. (If you click on that link you will read a very sad but very true story about the time I tried to set Chelsie up with a married man just because he was Canadian and could help her become my neighbor.) Anyway, I got lost in pretending that I’m not so far away from home after all, and I forgot that I have other commitments in this Canadian version of my life—commitments that I normally have no problem keeping when there are no friends around to distract me with girl talk and late-night ice cream fests.

For those of you who wrote posts already don’t worry: we’ll add the links to this coming week’s roundup. For those of you who were waiting with baited breath to read about what steal I got don’t you worry either: I hadn’t found a steal anyway. But I’ve since been to Ikea and have thus found steals galore, so there will be stealage happening on this blog this weekend. Mark my words.

For those of you who don’t really care either way, you can check out my friend MJ’s radio show on Monday (today for most of you reading this). MJ is the husband of the lovely Chloe from My New Life as a Housewife. MJ is Argentinian. MJ lives in Spain with Chloe and their ferret Stitch. MJ was really nice to me when I stayed with them back in June. And you will hear all about that part of my trip tomorrow, because I’m sick of writing about Paris so I’m skipping ahead to Spain.

If you listen to MJ’s radio show (he usually records in Spanish but he put together a special edition episode in English today!) you will have a good point of reference for 1) who I’m talking about, 2) what my Spanish friends sound like when they speak English, and 3) how awesome they are, so when I start writing posts about my time spent at their place you will have an idea what I’m talking about.

Go here to listen to it at 1:00 p.m. Mountain Standard Time (noon in Arizona), and I think if you aren’t available right then you should be able to listen to it later at the same link.

This is a great way to start off a week; I’m excited to hear it! But I’m also a little worried because I think it might make me sad and miss hanging out with Chloe and MJ in real life. Is it possible to be homesick for a country you only spent three days in?

Well, hope you all have a wonderful Labour Day and that you spell it with a U because it looks fancier that way.

I know I will.

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Quarter

September 2011 marks the start of my 25th year alive on this old earth.

I’m not having a quarter-life crisis. But I nearly am.

It’s not that I necessarily feel old—I have enough post-25 readers to know that I would get very much in trouble if I said 25 makes me feel old—it’s more that I just don’t have much to show for my life. At least, not as much as the 15 year-old me ten years ago figured I’d have. When I was 15 I fancied I’d be living in New York and curating for the Metropolitan Museum of Art by now. Making bank at my job—my job with benefits, ho, ho! Fluent in multiple languages. With six-pack abs and a collection of really nice power suits. A brownstone apartment with a walk-in closet. Daily market runs for organic crudités and Perrier™. Self-actualised. Thicker hair.

Pretty much Jennifer Garner is what I thought I’d be by the time I was 25.

This past month, every time I looked at the calendar I’ve felt a little shudder of terror resounding through my heart: I have to do something. I have to do something with my life. I’m turning 25. What if five more years pass and I turn thirty still with so little under my belt?

Since I’m having not-quite-a-crisis-but-certainly-an-awakening at this my twenty fifth year of life, I have kicked myself into high gear trying to accomplish things I can be proud of in the next five years. I am setting goals—and meeting them!—left and right.

Here’s some of what I’m trying to accomplish and how I plan on accomplishing it during year 25:

Physical Prowess:
• Become moderately active. Get outside and exercise for at least 30 minutes 5 days per week.
• Run a 5K without complaining about it.
• Weigh 142 again and stay there.
• Strengthen self control and will pimples away once and for all.
• Shower daily.
• No, seriously.

Mental Acuity:
• Earn at least $2,000/month through sundry employs (but really, the more the better).
• Write 3-5 blog posts every week.
• Double my blog stats by September 2012.
• Find someone to pay me for blogging. For reals this time.
• Draft a novel before I turn 26.
• Write at least 750 words per day outside of blog.

Spiritual Giantness:
• Pray daily.
• Read scriptures daily.
• Attend temple weekly. (I’m backlogged and owe God several months’ worth of temple trips. I’ll have to double up for a while.)

Character Development:
• Do something I dread at least once per week.
• Practice piano 45 minutes/day.
• Complete Royal Conservatory of Music certification.
• Take reusable bags every time I go grocery shopping.

Wifelyness:
• Do one nice thing for PK every day.
• Stick to self-imposed chore list.
• Write a budget every month. Stick to it. Get out of debt.

So there you have it. After a full and frenzied summer which was awful fun but none too productive, I am getting back on the bandwagon of fully functioning adulthood.

And I have to hurry. My 15 year-old self is waiting.

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This post is written in conjunction with the Spin Cycle over at Sprite’s Keeper, the topic of which this week is What I Did Over Summer Vacation. But I wrote more about What I’m Doing Now That Summer Vacation is Dead and Gone. Hope that’s okay.

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Saturday Steals Recap and Life Recap

Thank you to my four friends (all of whom I know personally in real life as of June!) who participated in Saturday Steals over the weekend.

Here’s what they stole:

Chloe from My New Life as a Housewife got lots of great stuff, including this trash can from Ikea (which looks exactly like several I have in my own house) for €1.50:

Ros from Ticklepea scored all these books for absolutely free:

Irene (you might think that’s pronounced i-REEN but actually it’s ee-DEN-ay [I know this because I asked her. Face to face. When I met her. In June. In Spain.]) from Me He Perdido landed this most excellent movie on her recent holiday to London for only three pounds:

And my cute sister from Five to Nine Furnishings scored this awesome antique window, repurposed it into a picture frame, and is selling it for only $30—this could be YOUR steal for next weekend!

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Things are going well ’round here. I spent the weekend nearly completely unplugged from technology (I did read/answer a few emails and tweets, but mostly I stayed away from the compy) to enjoy the first weekend that Poor Kyle and I had together in awhile. Plus also too it was the last free weekend we’d have in a long time on account of piano lessons starting (locals of Mayberry: email me if you want me to teach your kid/s piano lessons, I still have a couple of slots available) and my new job starting and everything else in the world starting.

Not that I’m complaining. Busy-ness, now that I’m finally graduated, means I’m making money. Which is a really good feeling. At long last.

We saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and that title is altogether too big a mouthful for my liking. If you’re going to have a clunky title for your movie/book at least make it awesome like O Brother Where Art Thou or The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy or Sweeney Todd Demon Barber of Fleet Street. That’s what I say. Anyway, the movie: It was a’ight. CAESAR IS HOME. I don’t ever need to see it again but there weren’t any awkward and unnecessary sex scenes, so that was a plus.

Poor Kyle and I are starting to get hardcore serious about our budget—we really want to get out of debt—so Rise of the Longest Title in the World was the only real money-spending date we had all month. I’m proud of us for reigning it in, but also worried because these next four months (also known as the Marital Fiscal Trimester from Hell) bring my birthday, PK’s birthday, our anniversary, and Christmas. Not only does this have the potential to get expensive, it’s also hard to think of that many gifts for each other straight in a row. I’m usually crap at it. Poor Kyle never likes what I get him.

But anyway it’s a fun and exciting time of year, and even if we cap our gifts for each other at $10 and sex, it should still be a good time.

Cheers.

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Saturday Steals: The Skirt of a Lifetime

Hello, and welcome to another rousing round of Saturday Steals, where what you get is what you see and what you see is cheap or free!

To participate, simply:

1) Steal a steal.

2) Write a post about it on your blog, mentioning that you’re participating in Saturday Steals (you can steal the above image if you so desire), and

3) Add the link to said post to the list at the bottom of this post.

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It’s three days before I’m scheduled to hop a flight and paint Europe red, and in an attempt to get my mind off my ever-growing list of things to do before I leave I head to town for a day of procrastination and thrift store shopping.

Not really following any agenda, I stop at my favourite thrift store first. Fairly new and generally unknown, it has some excellent prices and I consider it my own little thrifty secret.

I park George Jettson and lock him with the button on my key, his cheerful little beep reassuring me not only that he’s locked but also that all will be well with the world. (We’ve bonded, so sue me.)

I make my way up the steps and through the doors, assaulted by the distinct smell of secondhand stores the world over: the smell, musty and a little damp, is the scent of good deals.

Of steals.

I wander through furniture, through household knick knacks and dishes uninspired. Nothing speaks to me.

I lazily stroll through books and toys just for fun.

Finally, I veer into the women’s clothing aisle, though I’ve put on weight and not really in the mood to try on clothes. I figure if nothing else I can find some nice skirts to cut apart and make into flowers.

Nothing in shirts, nothing in jeans, nothing in athletic wear, but then: skirts.

Namely, the skirt.

It catches my eye, just a sliver of cream-colored flowy-looking goodness. My first thought is “Hair flowers!” but when I pull it off the rack I’m caught off-guard: this skirt is beautiful.

There’s something wrong with it, I’m sure. Flawed, damaged, stained or torn or something.

I inspect it: it is mint.

I peek at the label: No apparent brand. Canadian made. Dry clean only. Possibly vintage.

I check the price: $4.00. I am sold.

Not bothering to try it on because I feel instinctively it will fit, I take it to the till. The skirt is rung up: “Two dollars,” says the clerk.

“Only two?” I ask. “The tag says four.”

“It’s half-off day on clothes.”

The stuff of fairy tales.

In a steal-induced haze, I take my toonie skirt and float back to George Jettson. I forget I’d been planning on hitting up several thrift stores and head immediately back to Mayberry. I race inside. I rummage through my closet and find a blouse that might go with it. I slip off my sweatpants and into my new best skirt friend.

Verily, it is stunning.

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But of course it looks better when twirled (although the twirler herself is one tall drink of awkward):

Delirious with visions of my chic trendy self wearing the skirt on Champs Elysees, I pack it in my suitcase. It takes practically zero space and never wrinkles. Even in my purse. Even through a nap. Even after 24 hours bunched up next to flip flops and deodorant. I wear it in Paris. I wear it on the Seine river cruise. I wear it at a classy baroque concert in England.

I sit in something black on a bus and have a mild heart attack. I take it home and pay more than the price of the skirt to have it dry cleaned.

It comes out good as new.

I live happily ever after.

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Now it’s your turn! What have you stolen lately?

Add your steal to the link list below to share it with the world. The list will be open from now till Sunday at 11:59 p.m.

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I used to be better looking.

I have done some intensive research and come to the conclusion that I’m looking pretty frumpy these days.

Proof: look at all those chins, those scraggy bangs; if it were a full-body shot you’d see a fair bit of chunk around the middle region. And this was even taken from a downward angle, which is supposedly the most flattering direction:Which would be fine (my frumpiness) except for the fact that I know I have more potential than this. I used to look a lot better. Not that I was ever drop dead gorgeous or anything, but something about how I used to look is better than how I look now.

Check out this old post from back when I was doing my no ‘poo experiment in the summer of 2009 and you’ll see exactly what I mean. Below are photos from said post:


There’s no denying it: I’ve let myself go. Only I wasn’t exactly sure what I let go; I mean, obviously my hair was longer and a little darker then (darker because I’d died it back to my natural colour just days before these photos were taken). But darker, longer hair doesn’t seem extreme enough to justify an entire body’s worth of difference. And that’s how I feel: like my entire body is not at all the same as it was two years ago.

Determined to figure out what exactly had me looking so much better back then, I delved a little deeper into the Archives of Archives, and lo and behold, look what I found! I was eating really healthily back then! And apparently it paid off!

I honestly forgot that I ever weighed that much—or rather, that little. This morning when I stepped on the scale those numbers read 155, which didn’t seem so bad at 8 a.m. right after I peed and changed my glasses for my contacts (every ounce counts), but now that I’ve remembered what I used to weigh I’m all depressed about it.

I just had to go and research myself.

The part that’s really annoying is that my golden birthday is coming up (twenty-five on 25!) and I don’t want to turn twenty-five thinking that the best-looking years of my life are behind me. (Even though they probably are. [Curse you, self-defeating mind trolls!])

Not to fear, though, because I have a plan: I’m reverting back to my old ways. I know I can do it, because I am now officially the type of girl who makes her own bed every single morning without fail (four months and counting—there should be chips for this kind of sobriety). I am the type of girl who starts university and finishes it. I am the type of girl who can do hard things and do them well.

I can go back to the way I was two years ago. I can get my moxie back.

This is one form of digression I’m pretty sure my therapist won’t be concerned about.

When I get a therapist, that is.

Which I’m totally doing before I turn thirty,

cpsf

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The List

I was seventeen when I first heard about the concept of The List.

Bob and me when I was more or less 17—young and idealistic.

Have you heard of it? The List of the top five or ten celebrities with whom, whether married or not, you would totally be allowed to sleep if you ever met, no questions asked? Your spouse could never question you, never judge, never begrudge, because s/he would have a list of equal proportions wherein the same applied. A Cheater List.

Lots of couples have them, apparently.

I will give you exactly one guess whether Poor Kyle and I have any such list in our marriage.

The answer is no. ABSOLUTELY: NO.

If I live to be 100 I will never have a list like that. I do not believe in them–or rather, I do believe in them: I believe in their total disrespect for the marriage institution and everything it entails. I believe in their sneaky lightheartedness, in the way that they might start out all fun and games, but of course that only lasts until someone loses an eye. Or a soul.

I do not have a list like that because I fully believe that if Poor Kyle ever approached me and said, “Hey Babe, just so you know, if Britney Spears or Eva Longoria or Portia de Rossi or Anne Hathaway or Gwenyth Paltrow ever run into me and want some, I’m totally hooking up with them,” my heart would break.

I do not think it’s all in good fun; I think it’s in very poor taste. Bad marital form.

We’ve already established that I am clingier and pettier and stressfuller and more territorial than the average wife, but even if I were a normal person I don’t think I could fathom how any healthy couple can straight up say, “So-and-so is just hot enough that I would give you up for her in a heartbeat” and come out better for it in the end.

I cannot. I will not. To me, it’s no better than pulling down the pants and ripping off the blouse. If Poor Kyle told me he had a list like that I would feel cheated on.

Poor Kyle and I, we have a lot of lists:

A list of things to fix up around this old house.

A list of places we’d like to travel together (Australia, England, Ireland, lots and lots of tropical islands).

A list of goals we’d like to accomplish together (get debt free, become self-employed multimillionaires, possibly billionaires, have a nice little family full of children better than yours [that’s mostly my own personal goal], build our dream house complete with pastures and horses and our private air strip for RC airplanes…you know…the usual).

A list of names we’d like to give our kids.

A list of restaurants we’re dying to try and movies we can’t wait to see.

Our lives are ordered around lists; they make us happy and they give us balance and I hope we make them till we’re eighty. We love lists.

But we don’t have a List like that.

And, God willing, we never will.

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