(Does anybody else out there refer to their monthly cycle as “Tom?” [As in, Time Of Month?] I do, regularly. Kyle knows that when Tom’s here, to be cautious.)
Weeks ago I read on an online deals forum that BeingGirl.ca was giving away free stuff. I didn’t even know what it would be, but I signed up to be on the list (because free stuff is free stuff, yo), and promptly forgot about it.
Then yesterday, I went to the Mayberry watering hole to pick up my mail, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a package just for me! Score.
I rushed home and tore it open like the animal I am when it comes to swag, and here’s what was inside:
A PERIOD KIT! I love period kits. Nothing makes me happier than free tampons, especially the fancy new kinds with all the bells and whistles that I don’t like to pay for (wow, that was such a weird sentence I just wrote).
Look at all the stuff I got:
An ultra thin pad WITH WINGS (bonus!)…
Another pad WITH a free bum wipe (deal!)…
A coupon for an entire (50 count!) package of FANCY pantiliners (the ones that can be adjusted to fit any kind of underwear you should find yourself in, though I myself wear only one kind, the granny kind, but REST ASSURED this coupon will be redeemed)…
Another coupon for $4.00 off my FAVOURITE kind of razor (well, back when I used to use razors, anyway…before I turned into a cavewoman). I bet if I wait long enough I can find a Venus Embrace marked down to $4 and then it will be free for me…
Stickers (apparently BeingGirl.ca thinks all its clients are teenyboppers, but I’m not offended; I’ll just give them to my nephew so he can plaster them all over my sister’s nice furniture)…
and last but not least…
…a PAMPHLET. I read pamphlets like the Pope reads the Bible, and this one was no exception.
Did you know that…
•tampons are the only form of menstrual protection for swimmers??
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