Thing one:I have been drinking water like a champ. This 1L bottle of Evian™ has been refilled and emptied by me five times the past two days. Ten litres of water in two days. Go liquid.

Thing two, related to thing One:

Look how clear my wee is as a result!

Thing three, also related to things one and two:
I came home from a really long day of full-time job, part-time job, and church service to CLEAN TOILETS. My husband cleaned them. Two of them. MY HUSBAND CLEANED TWO TOILETS FOR ME. I LOVE THAT MAN.

Okay, there were four things:

The fact that this mustache is made from Martha Stewart Living™ glitter does not detract the least bit from the fact that I would’ve made an excellent man. I’ve always thought so.

Thing five, because if four is good five is better, and with no picture attached: yes I did take a picture of my wee, and yes I am now calling wee what was formerly referred to as pee because that’s what my English friends do and they’re my heroes.

What of it?

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